and this is how we do our hair

is lana del rey a thing that is happening? actually? she looks like plastic, and not in a good way. she looks botoxed and uncomfortable all the time and her music sounds about the same. i mean, if you’re into it, god bless and be happy etc., but like, how is this where we’re at, zeitgeist-wise? yes, fine, no one else is much better but at least they do more onstage than stand awkwardly. say what you will about katy perry, but if she’s not gonna make good music, at least she’s shooting food products out of her tits. at least try and look like you’re having a good time. or a bad time, i guess. we could have some more sex pistols-type shit onstage these days. “no, no, fuck YOU guys, you came to see us and you MIGHT GET KILLED BY OUR BASSIST!” just… be present. at least a little.