Washington, Washington!
I know I’ve posted this before, but I figured now would be a good time to do it again.
had a pocket full of horses! fucked the shit outta bears!
6’ 20”, fucking killing for fun.
He once held an opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid… at a party.
He’ll save children, but not the British children.
“Fucks the shit out of bears”…? Wow, was I not paying attention in American History class?
mutations: attackattack: pmbruce:...Washington, Washington! Yeah,
“…Had a pocket full of horses, Fucked the shit out of bears, Threw a knife into Heaven And could kill with a stare…”...
Thanks for today, Founding Fathers!
attackattack:pmbruce:...i’m not even american but brad neely is amazing
attackattack:pmbruce: This motherfucker...the reason you didn’t have work yesterday....
July, everyone! My favorite patriotism song of all time. (also, true story,
(thewordunheard:mutations:attackattack:pmbruce) Happy Independence Day!!
Again, he’ll save children…but not British children.
yesssss it never gets old
probably the #1 most quoted Thing among my group of friends
two sets of testicles, so divine
“He’ll save the children, but not the British children.” I can’t believe I finally watched this ha, two of my friends...
mutations:attackattack:pmbruce: An essential J4 viewing.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY MOTHERFUCKERS.
ate opponents brains and invented cocaine oh my god this is amazing
pocket full of horses! fucked the shit outta bears!