February 2012
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you guys i think i just got into grad school
shaking and crying tbh
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One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before,...
– Rick Santorum
From Tressugar’s “11 Quotes from Rick Santorum that are Worrisome for Women”
(via elledeau)
This makes me physically ill.
(via someauthorgirl)
Do tell, Rick Santorum, how are things supposed to be? I could use a good laugh.
(via shewalkslikethunder)
P in V, missionary...
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I went to the kitchen to get some food and there...
peterparkour:
I ran away so quickly that I ran into a door.
i did this today on the metro when i sat down in the window-ed compartment and abruptly realized i was eye-to-eye with a massive beetle thing
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So many consumption metaphors in love. Always the idea of hunger, of devouring, of teeth and skin and clashing bones. Even the phrase - so quaint - the very notion of having someone’s heart is so visceral. Imagine prying open the ribcage. Imagine the blood. What demands this from us, this voracity? Why do we want to perch inside somewhere, like a small bird, nesting in the hollows of the...
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Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....
– (o.g above quote from angels-and-angles)
Not trying to knock the overriding thing about slutshaming +/ feminism (because they make a great point) but I have an issue with the terminology: Why is 3rd-wave feminism being applied to the pitfalls of 5th grade relationship lingo? It’s like trying to...
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thought i am having at 10:26 am instead of...
i wanna be in a girl gang, i wonder how you facilitate that? how do you just get into a gang? how do i find one? can i INVENT one? do we need t-shirts? or like, matching tattoos? someone be in my girl gang.
For just one second, look at your life and see how perfect it is. Stop looking...
– The Magicians (via tooboredtodonothing)
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rewatching parks & recreation
few things make me feel so much joy
bring on the imperialistic condiments!: a brief... →
gyzym:
Right okay so here’s the deal: strong female character? Is an awesome, awesome term when it means “strongly written female character.” Please assume, for the duration of this post, that that is what *I* mean when I’m using it; I don’t know what everyone else means, and maybe I missed…
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thedailywhat:
TIL of the Day: In which Vice’s Jamie Lee Curtis Taete slows down “Super Bass” to prove without question that Nicki Minaj is actually Jay-Z sped up. “And have you ever seen Jay-Z in the same vocal recording booth as Nicki Minaj while she’s recording a vocal track? DIDN’T THINK SO.”
Well, I’m sold.
[thanks jazz!]
reblogging this mostly so i can learn the dance via slowed-down...
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just took an involuntary 15-minute nap face down...
definitely going to bed in like an hour THIS IS ACCEPTABLE
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cosmo tip #155
expertcosmotips:
does your man love catgirls? be garfield
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The operator said, ‘I’ve got a T.P. Headen in White Plains. And I said, ‘Oh my...
– I listen to StoryCorps every Friday on my way to work. Nine times out of ten, it makes me cry. Mostly they’re sad tears, but sometimes they’re happy. And sometimes, I laugh too. (via murmurandshout)
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All of the Glitter: Well-rounded →
girlshit:
It’s never really celebrities that I dislike, I usually don’t have a problem with them as people. My problem is in how we react to them. For example: Natalie Portman. She’s cool. She’s smart, she can speak Arabic, one time she shaved her head and that was kind of rad, but somehow she does…
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bring on the imperialistic condiments!: there are... →
gyzym:oh-you-better-run:
Hey, guys. This is the post that I promised to make about history, partly as a considered response to this, but as a note of warning: I am not a professional. I am a master’s student of the history of literature, film, and culture, that is true, but I am a…
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i need a haircut and to stop getting sick right this second
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You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral”
(source: npr)
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bring on the imperialistic condiments!: [TW for... →
gyzym:
therealmoki:
I could honestly find a logical flaw in every possible reason you have to be sad. Life is tough and you should learn to be strong and not care so much about the petty little shit that bothers you now. You are all young as fuck and want to waste these precious…
January 2012
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cmonnnn graduation
cmon cmon cmon cmon
cumber-snatched:
Have I ever had “ANY unwanted/undesired physical or sexual contact”?
face-down-asgard-up:
moniquill:
thebaddominicana:
Earlier in this pregnancy, I filled out my “Initial Health History” form for prenatal and birth care. You know: check the box if you’ve experienced severe headaches, diabetes, all sorts of things. After the usual “Emotional abuse,” “Physical abuse,”...
attention teens: it is okay to have a feeling...
bastard-brother:
no matter what Hemingway, calvinism, and organized might sports tell you
it won’t actually make you die
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