and this is how we do our hair
swear to shake it up if you swear to listen

questions? comments?
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When does football end again?

justkevin:

attackattack:

justkevin:

Y’allz harshing my mellow

OH. MY. GOD.

can we please meet and be friends because THIS HAPPENED and you don’t even know how excited i just got

LETS DO IT

if only we lived in the same city or went to the same university

oh wait we do!

IM ME AND GET MY FACEBOOK AND THEN WE WILL UNITE AND HARSH EVERYONE’S MELLOW THE WORLD OVER

or something to that effect

When does football end again?

justkevin:

Y’allz harshing my mellow

OH. MY. GOD.

can we please meet and be friends because THIS HAPPENED and you don’t even know how excited i just got

"Cheese, Lady Gaga, Zac Efron, and her daughter"

the things i am obsessed with, as detailed by my daughter. so true. so, so true.

(via fuckyeahladygaga) hafsdn;glkashdflaskdjalksjdfalksjdfa;lskdj NEED

(via fuckyeahladygaga)

hafsdn;glkashdflaskdjalksjdfalksjdfa;lskdj NEED

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apeman // the format.

i don’t feel safe in this world no more
i don’t want to die in a nuclear war
i wanna sail away to a distant shore
and make like an apeman.

scene: the bedroom

  •  (Enter LAURA from the induction of new pledges into her business fraternity AKPsi. ALY is sitting on her bed drinking hot cocoa and panicking about her checking account. Dialogue ensues regarding the swearing-in ceremony and "how cute" all the new pledges are. LAURA starts to exit to bathroom.)
  • LAURA:  Yeah, I think I wanna do unity next year. Cause it's so fun, meeting all the pledges, you know, they're just all so great and fun and- (LAURA disappears into bathroom and cannot be heard)
  • ALY:  Maybe I'll rush next year! You know. Then we can be all like a big ol' happy AKPsi family.
  • LAURA:  (flinging open the bathroom door) OH MY GOD, oh my god, you so should, it would be so- (LAURA looks at ALY) -oh. no you wouldn't, you fucking whore, ohhh, you got my hopes up. Damn it.
  •  (Exit LAURA into bathroom. Lights down. Scene.)

things i have done since waking up today at 1

  • eat a bowl of ramen
  • watch kill bill vol. 2
  • shower

it is currently five pm. weekend TWO DAYS WITHOUT PANIC ‘09 = success.

mutations

i’m finally watching your favorite tarantino film. thought you should know